Eg Dächhh Ewbeh

Eg Dächhh Ewbeh (/eˈruːpm/ /uːˈbɪ̘/ [wild] [sentence]) is a subtropical Town located in Hîzi Kâhe County, Qånehgdab Kingdom, within the United Kingdom of Undermountain.

The name Eg Dächhh Ewbeh is derived from the Dwarven language, as Eg Dächhh Ewbeh was founded by Joannon Zehndtubckexu, who was culturaly Dwarvern.

Climate

Eg Dächhh Ewbeh has a yearly average temperature of 27°C (80°F), with its average temperature during the summer being a warm 30°C (86°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a pleasant 24°C (75°F). Eg Dächhh Ewbeh receives an average of 272 cm/y (107 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of rain during the summer. Eg Dächhh Ewbeh covers an area of nearly 5 km² (2 mi²), and an average elevation of 2130 m (6988 ft) above sea level.

Overview

Eg Dächhh Ewbeh was founded durring the early 18th century in late winter of the year 1731, by Joannon Zehndtubckexu. The establishment of Eg Dächhh Ewbeh suffered from several major issues, resulting in the need to develop many solutions to basic problems. Problems such as a lack of fresh water, logistical support, poor quality tools, and the odd monster or two. Howeaver, these were overcome in time.

Eg Dächhh Ewbeh was built using the conventions of Dwarvern durring the early 18th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Eg Dächhh Ewbeh is no diffrent. The town's buildings feature masoned stone construction which prominantly features pointed arches, pointed ribbed vault cielings, flying buttress', and window tracery all of which share a simmilar gemoetetic patern halfway between organic and inorganic in design formaing a very distinct aesthetically integrated style. BUildings tend to reach for the havens, and more expencive homes are easily identified by their floor count as well as the addition of decorative features intigrated into the building's design such as statues, gargoyals, and embelished joinery.

Eg Dächhh Ewbeh is buildings are built arround a single premissive paverstone mainstreet which forms a counterclockwise spiral to give the town a over all circular shape. The town rests behind the absurdity that is a thick, timber braced, wall made of clay bricks. While visualy impressive and certainly an astetic, Eg Dächhh Ewbeh's wall provides no actual defence against siege equipment due to the choice of its cosntruction materials. Even nonexperts can tell the town is trying to impress rather than defend with its walls, towers, and gatehouses. Though admittedly, they do look nice... To primitive tribals who have never seen fortifications before. Astonishigly, the political statment focused walls are in pristine condishion, as if they had just been finished before you laied eyes upon them.

Even the most brief look arround Eg Dächhh Ewbeh has a good chance of putting a church or shrine into the center of your view. The town is most certainly a god fearing community. It’s also definitely a god loving community. THe streetcornors are occupied by preachers, with the occasional intersection playing host to an actually friendly debate relating to the merits of various gods. Even the less popular as well as the less politically loved gods seem to have a space in Eg Dächhh Ewbeh, there’s even shrines to gods known to the region only through hearsay.

Civic Infrastructure

Eg Dächhh Ewbeh has an animal control department which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the control, impoundment, and disposition of animals.

Eg Dächhh Ewbeh has an Office of Civil Groundskeeping, which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the construction and upkeep up of all plant life, water features, and other natural decorations within Eg Dächhh Ewbeh. They are also responsible for the maintenance of these features. Notably, the OCG is not responsible for Eg Dächhh Ewbeh's parks.

Eg Dächhh Ewbeh has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Eg Dächhh Ewbeh.

Eg Dächhh Ewbeh has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.

Eg Dächhh Ewbeh has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Eg Dächhh Ewbeh has a Hall of Slayers, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Eg Dächhh Ewbeh has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Eg Dächhh Ewbeh's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.

Eg Dächhh Ewbeh has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands. They are not to be confused with the Office of Civil Groundskeeping as they do not hold authority over nor responsibility for Eg Dächhh Ewbeh's natural decorations nor waterways.

Eg Dächhh Ewbeh has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.

Eg Dächhh Ewbeh has a public septic system, which allows its citizens to have indoor bathrooms. The septic system is overseen by the League of Sewerkeepers, who posses the legal authority to enforce all laws relating to the septic system, and are also tasked with its maintenance and upkeep.

Cultural Notes

Eg Dächhh Ewbeh's chapel was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used is characterized by dynamic designs and complex architectural plan forms; intended to heighten feelings of motion and sensuality, and frequently based on the oval. It made extensive and extreme use of: Grandeur, Contrast, Curves and twists, Rich surface treatments, Gilded statuary, Bright colors, Vividly painted ceilings, Fragmented or deliberately incomplete elements, Large-scale frescoes, Dramatic central projections on an external facade, the use of plaster, stucco, or marble finishing, Illusory effects such as trompe l’oeil, and pear-shaped domes. While beloved by the nobility, the common folk tended to despise the style due to the massive consumption of resources required for even a small building constructed in this style.

In Eg Dächhh Ewbeh yeast remains dormant.

The Urdefhan near Eg Dächhh Ewbeh are known to be quite timid.

Eg Dächhh Ewbeh's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in summer and involves sacrificing an animal to channel Summoning energies of tier 1 via mimery.

Economy

The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.

Eg Dächhh Ewbeh Census Data: Year 2000

419 of Eg Dächhh Ewbeh's population work within a Foundational Occupation.

• 26 work in Agriculture
• 87 work as Craftsmen
• 32 work as Merchants
• 71 work as Service Workers
• 43 work as General Laborers
• 15 work as Skilled Laborers
• 62 work as Civil Servants
• 39 work in Cottage Industries
• 21 work as Artists
• 23 work in Produce Industries

868 of Eg Dächhh Ewbeh's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 82 (6%) are noncontributers.

Points of Interest

Eg Dächhh Ewbeh is reliant on an industry or product that has toxic or negative side-effects as part of its production. The good is extremely valuable, or the community is extremely desperate, and the side effects are endured as a necessary evil. It may be that their neighbors or lord are forcing them to produce the good so that they aren’t the ones suffering the cost.

Due to a magical anomaly, Eg Dächhh Ewbeh is directly accessible from a nearby river, despite the lack of a physical connection between the town's pond and the river.

POI

History

In time immemorial, reportedly some time during the late 2nd century a local hero by the name of slew a monster which had been terrorizing the streets of Eg Dächhh Ewbeh. was immortalized in song for this deed.

History